空中大灌篮
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Charles Barkley: It was this girl, five-foot-nuthin'. Blocked my shot!
Psychiatrist: When did you first start having this dream?
Charles Barkley: It wasn't a dream, it really happened!
Shawn Bradley: I've got other skills... I could go back and work on the farm... or maybe I could go back to the jungle and be a missionary again...
Tweety Bird: I tought I taw - I did! I did! I did tee Michael Jordan!
Daffy Duck: We've got to get a new agent. We're getting screwed!
Daffy Duck: Too bad you can't practice getting taller, boys.
Daffy Duck: Oh, fear clutches my breast!
Mouse announcer: Standing at three foot three, four foot if you count the ears, the co-captain of the toon squad, the doctor of delight: Bugs Bunny!
Daffy: How's this for a new team name: The Ducks!
Bugs: Please! What kind of Mickey Mouse orginization would name their team The Ducks?
[Stan is digging up the golf hole that Michael got sucked down]
Golfer: What are you doing?
Stan Podalak: I'm uh, I'm fixing a divot.
Golfer: Oh.
[shouting back to someone off camera]
Golfer: He's fixing a divot!
Daffy: Let's all laugh at the ck.
Daffy Duck: Mother!
Muggsy Bogues: What are you saying? That I'm trying to disobey my mama?
Psychiatrist: I didn't say that. You did, Muggsy.
Muggsy Bogues: But I love my mama.
Bill Murray: It's because I'm white, isn't it?
Michael Jordan: Larry's white.
Bill Murray: 27 Larry's not white. Larry's clear.
fe9 Michael Jordan: Listen, this is a man's game. You can't play?
Bill Murray: It's 'cause I'm white, isn't it?
Michael Jordan: Larry's white, so what?
Bill Murray: Larry's not white, Larry's clear.
Bill Murray: It is alive!
[Michael Jordan needs someone to get his basketball gear]
Michael Jordan: Don't forget my North Carolina shorts.
Daffy Duck: Your shorts? From college?
Michael Jordan: I wore them under my Chicago Bulls uniform every game.
Looney Toones characters in unision: Eeewwww!
Michael Jordan: I washed them after every game!
Looney Toones characters in unision: Yeah, okay.
Michael Jordan: I did!
Larry Johnson: I've been MRI'd, EKG'd, X-Rayed, Laser beamed...
Tweety Bird: Those Monstars'd wished they'd been never born!
Taz: Lemony fresh!
[Tweety Bird flies through a hole that's just been shot in Sylvester]
Tweety Bird: Holey puddy-tat!
Stan Podalak: The mouse? He picked the mouse?
[the basketball is approaching one of the Monstars]
Monstar Bupkus: That's mine!
Bugs: [snatching that basketball before that Monstar would have caught it] Not today.
Bugs: Look at our facilities.
Daffy: We've got hoops!
Elmer Fudd: We've got weights!
Sylvester: We've got balls!
Michael Jordan: You sure do. This place is a mess.
Tweety Bird: Feed me! Feed me!
Sylvester: Feed you? Feed me!
Daffy: Just how did you get here, anyway?
Bill Murray: Procer's a friend of mine. He sent a Teamster to drop me off.
Daffy: Aha. Well, that's the way it goes.
Stan Podalak: Let me help! Let me help! I can help! I can help!
Michael Jordan: What can you do?
Stan Podalak: Well, I may not be very tall, but... I'm slow.
Sylvester: And large.
Daffy Duck: And a dork.
Michael Jordan: But I'm a baseball player now.
Bugs: Right, and I'm a Shakespearean actor.
Stan Podalak: a8 C'mon, Michael, it's game time. Slip on your Hanes, lace up your Nikes, take your Wheaties and your Gatorade, and we'll grab a Big Mac on the way to the ballpark.
ff3 Michael Jordan: [after winning the game] Thanks guys, you got a lot of... a lot of... well, whatever it is, you got a lot of it.
[after the hole in one that Michael scored, Stan is going to take a picture of Michael and the golf hole]
Stan Podalak: Let me get a picture of this. All right, here we go, you want to smile. You reach in, you reach in for the ball and then you smile. Okay?
Michael Jordan: Yes.
Stan Podalak: And you think this is good.
Michael Jordan: Just take the picture!
Stan Podalak: All right.
[a rope comes out of the hole and pulls Michael in]
Bill Murray: [after a pause] What kind of camera is that?
Stan Podalak: It's just a
Bill Murray: [interrupts] Would you not point it at me please and close the lens cap?
Stan Podalak: I didn't do anything! I just took...
Larry Bird: Where'd he go?
[the Monstars arrive at the gym]
Monstar Bupkus: I'm here!
Monstar Blanko: Me too.
[he hits his head on a hoop backboard]
Monstar Blanko: That hurt.
Jeffrey Jordan: Does everyone get mad at you?
Michael Jordan: No. Worse. Everyone's real nice about it.
Lola Bunny: Don't ever call me, "doll".
Bugs: You wanna play a little one on one, doll.
Lola Bunny: [angrily] Doll?
Bugs: Uhaaa
Lola Bunny: On the court *Bugs*.
Bugs: Sure.
Tweety Bird: Ooo, she's hot.
Lola Bunny: [starts dribbling] Ready?
Bugs: Yes
[she gets past him]
Bugs: I got it , I got it
[she spins around him, he winds up into a not and she makes a basket]
Michael Jordan: The girls got skills.
Bugs: [Lola comes over to him sectivly] Yes?
Lola Bunny: Don't ever call me, doll.
Bugs: Sure.
Lola Bunny: [as she is leaving] Nice playin with ya.
Michael Jordan: Very smooth.
Bugs: Ahh, she's obviously nuts about me.
Michael Jordan: Obviously.
[first lines]
James Jordan: Michael, what are you doin son it's after midnight.
Michael Jordan at 10: I can't sleep Paps.
2b James Jordan fd4 : Well niether can we with all that noise you're making, c'mon lets go inside.
Michael Jordan at 10: Just one more shot?
James Jordan: Alright, just one.
Michael Jordan: Lets do some drills.
Lola Bunny: [bugs has just been squashed by a monstar because he pushed Lola out of the way] Bugs, Bugs, are you okay?
Bugs: Oh, I'm fine.
Lola Bunny: Oh Bugs, thank-you.
Bugs: Aww, it was nothin.
Lola Bunny: That was the nicest thing you've ever do to me
[she kisses him and then walks a way and as she's walking away Bugs' eyes turn into hearts]
Michael Jordan: [Just about to leave] Hey Bugs.
Bugs: Yeah Mike.
Michael Jordan: Stay out of trouble.
Bugs: [to Lola] You know I will.
Lola Bunny: [Lola laughs]
Bugs: Show me!
Bugs: [He grabs her and kisses her on the lips]
Lola Bunny: [Lola then gives a war hoop and then pulles down the screen]
Player: That was a strike-out, Mike. But that was a good-looking strike-out. Real good.
Player: I mean, you look good when you strike out, man. When I strike out, it looks nasty, man. But at least you look good, man.
[last lines]
Larry Bird: What's the matter, Bill?
Bill Murray: [after seeing Michael's fancy return to the NBA] Larry, that could have been me.
Larry Bird: Would you get over it? It's over. It's done with. You can't play.
Bill Murray: Okay. Let's go, Bulls!
Bill Murray: Okay, here's how I see it. Daff?
Daffy Duck: Yes.
Bill Murray: You dish it off to the girl bunny.
Michael Jordan: Bill...
Bill Murray: Then you dish it off to the guy bunny.
Michael Jordan: Bill...
Bill Murray: Then it goes to the big man. You go to the hole and dominate!
Michael Jordan: Bill! We're on defense!
Bill Murray: Whoa hoa hoa! I don't play defense.
[Bill Murray enters the court as a substitution]
Mr. Swackhammer: Whoa, whoa, whoa! I didn't know Dan Aykroyd was in this picture!
[saying a prayer]
Charles Barkley: I promise I'll never swear again. I'll never get another technical. I'll never trash talk...
[later]
2e Charles Barkley fa9 : I won't go out with Madonna again.
Bill Murray: Larry, I'm gonna give us both twos on that one. I don't think we were in any emotional state to putt.
Bugs: We need your help!
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